Came across this site and am officially obsessed. You type in a paragraph (or paste a past writing sample/blog post) and the site matches your writing style, tone and word choice to a famous author, writer and/or poet.
I got David Foster Wallace when I put in some blog entries. Which I think is a safe bet. After reading Sloane Crosby’s 2 essay books, I think I have the life stories to make some fantastic short snippets of my life.