RT: True Story

RT: Just lie

When it looks like this, just lie.

RT: The Pattern

This happened my first year I moved to Chicago…

This summer will mark my 2-year anniversary. Will this also mark my 2-year anniversary?

RT #2

No matter how attractive you might be, if you’re running around the streets of Chicago in the dead of winter without a coat on, I will judge you and think you are quite the goon. No matter how piercingly blue your eyes might be.

RT #1

When I see someone come running out of an alley disheveled and grasping their pockets, I will assume think know they are up to something mischievous and most likely illegal. I also will grab my pockets as a form of protection.