CNN legitimately had a post about what to do when a body part fell off. And while I’m sure they didn’t mean for this, it’s completely and utterly insane. Thankfully, someone at The Gloss saw this and wrote a pseudo-rebuttal. I cannot read this without breaking into fits of laughter. I tried to read aloud to Maggie and failed.
A few excerpts I greatly enjoy:
You should go from zero to sixty, rocketing immediately into complete and utter terror.
keep the body part with you. Don’t give it to a spouse.
I really hope I never have a body part fall off.